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I Spoke to Akon About His New Cryptocurrency, Akoin

I Spoke to Akon About His New Cryptocurrency, Akoin

The musician hopes to establish a city in Senegal that would run entirely on Akoin. Read More

Trump Reportedly Got into a Bizarre Fight with Vets Over 'Apocalypse Now'

Trump Reportedly Got into a Bizarre Fight with Vets Over 'Apocalypse Now'

The president apparently got sidetracked debating a bit of movie trivia in an exchange one attendee called "really fucking weird." Read More

LA's New Naked Trump Statue Envisions the President as a Killer Clown

LA's New Naked Trump Statue Envisions the President as a Killer Clown

Activist art collective INDECLINE explains why its latest statue is based on serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Read More

Fredericton Shooting Victim’s Ex-Wife Called Trudeau a POS in Condolence Call

Fredericton Shooting Victim’s Ex-Wife Called Trudeau a POS in Condolence Call

"They wear a vest, they carry a gun, that makes them more important than one of us?” Read More

Sorry Conservatives, Stormy Daniels as the Virgin Mary Actually Makes Sense

Sorry Conservatives, Stormy Daniels as the Virgin Mary Actually Makes Sense

"Jesus would be much more a fan of Stormy Daniels than Donald Trump, you know?” Read More

My Brothers Have Committed Violent Acts, but They Aren't 'Animals'

My Brothers Have Committed Violent Acts, but They Aren't 'Animals'

I understand better than most why we shouldn't demonize even people who have committed horrible crimes. Read More

Mayor Accuses Colleague of Anal Bleaching in Bizarre City Budget Meeting

Mayor Accuses Colleague of Anal Bleaching in Bizarre City Budget Meeting

"Was it getting my sphincter bleached, is that what I earned my income for? No, that would be you." Read More

It's Sad, but a Trump N-Word Tape Might Not Even Matter

It's Sad, but a Trump N-Word Tape Might Not Even Matter

Would anyone's mind be changed if they heard the president say the worst word in the English language? Read More

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